“Grading” the Browns 2018 Draft

The 2018 NFL Draft came and went this weekend and as a Browns fan, I’m optimistic about the team’s future for the first time in a long time. The theme of the draft for the front office was to address obvious and specific needs, which they did. They drafted a QB they believe in, a potential shut-down CB and a hometown kid at that, a versatile offensive lineman who will hopefully fill the void left from Joe Thomas’ retirement, and a downhill running back to round out what I believe will be one of the more interesting backfields in the NFL in 2018. Like I said, I’m optimistic.

That being said, having an opinion anything short of definite or extreme doesn’t move the needle in this day and age. One can no longer be “optimistic” or “leery,” but instead must be able to assign an exact letter grade to a team’s draft mere hours afterward without having seen any of the 256 players taken physically play a snap of football in the NFL. Think about how patently ridiculous that is. That’s the equivalent of a movie critic writing a review about a movie they haven’t seen yet:

“Mission Impossible has all the makings of a potential hall of fame action movie, but I question going with Tom Cruise as the lead role. While Cruise certainly has the acting chops and experience, he’s just not what I want in terms of a prototypical action movie star. Being only 5’7″ and a known scientologist are big red flags for me, I would’ve rather they pick a Statham or Reeves type actor instead. 6 out of 10 stars.”

Can you imagine living in a world like that? Yet NFL fans everywhere will give merit to the Mel Kiper’s and Mike Mayock’s of the world, reading article after article about how they think their team did and let it either ruin or make their day. It’s both stunning and disappointing to me that in a time where two major sports leagues are in the second rounds of their respective playoffs, sports writers and fans argue until they’re blue in the face about a team receiving a C- when they should’ve been at least a C+.

But alas, that is the world in which we live. And here at Second String, we’re not ones to be left in the dust in the sports media realm (sure, we’ll take a few months hiatus here and there to do other stuff, but that’s not the point). So without further adieu, here’s the 2018 Second String Official Draft Grade for the Cleveland Browns:

Baker Mayfield: 8 out of 8 stars

Denzel Ward: Three scoops of ice cream

Austin Corbett: 88% fresh tomatoes

Nick Chubb: Full chub

Chad Thomas: Double gold record

Antonio Callaway: A half pack of cigarettes

Late Rounders: I don’t know they’re probably fine.

OVERALL GRADE: Good.

Sorry if this offended some, if you disagree feel free to call in or comment so we can discuss something that will have no tangible payoff for another five months.

 

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